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The Weekly Readlines December 1

The Weekly Readlines (rhymes with headlines!) is a feature at LGBTSr offering news you can use every week.

BIG CUP: THE WEEK’S TOP STORIES

Santa comes through early: Florida GOP Chair Christian Ziegler, husband of Bridget Ziegler, notorious co-founder of Moms for Liberty, has been accused of sexual assault … by the woman they’ve enjoyed a three-way with for years! Apparently no children were indoctrinated in the process.

Tiring of his own act, Tommy Tuberville has signaled he’ll lift his block on military promotions, with the exception of “woke” higher-ups, assuming someone can define a word no self-respecting woke person uses.

In her new book, Liz Cheney says Kevin McCarthy told her Trump knew he’d lost, and that his trip to Mar-a-logo shortly after the failed coup was an effort to get poor depressed Donald eating again.

The Koch network endorsed Nikki Haley, while the Mercers prepare to back Trump, guaranteeing Republican voters a choice between heinous and horrible.

Garden gnome-slash-Speaker of the House Mike Johnson declared Trump’s two impeachments “meritless,” and Hunter Biden agreed to testify before Congress providing it’s a public hearing. Fearing they’ll melt like vampires in the sun, Comer and his clown committee are not having it.

LGBTQ NEWS

Kids Take A Stand Against Extremist Group Moms For Liberty
Pride.com

Kansas Library Removes LGBTQ+ Books, After Religious Push
Advocate.com

P!Nk Trolls Ron “Don’t Say Gay” Desantis On Her Tour Stops In Florida, Says “I’m Just Getting Started”
Queerty

American LGBTQ+ Museum’s First Traveling Exhibition Celebrates Lambda Legal’s History
Gay City News

Judge Declines To Block North Dakota’s Gender-Affirming Care Ban
The Hill

Clap With Me Now For Marlon Wayans [And His Transgender Son]
CNN

U.S. AND BEYOND

Why Won’t Ron DeSantis Talk About the Dead Body in His Hallway?
Jeff Tiedrich (Substack)

One In Five LGBT+ People Abused On Public Transport
The Independent

HEALTH AND AGING

Pain, Fatigue, Fuzzy Thinking: How Long COVID Disrupts The Brain
NPR

For Aging, Looking At Big Picture More Important Than Biomarkers
UCLA Health

Retired Gay Couple Awarded For Launching Organization Supporting LGBTQ+ Elders Of Color
LGBTQ Nation

TRAVEL

Puerto Vallarta Triumphs at the LGBTQ+ Travel Awards Mexico 2023: Best Beach Destination
Puerto Vallarta News

ENTERTAINMENT

André 3000 Breaks Chart Record for Longest Song With Flute
Vulture

Furious De Niro Realizes Anti-Trump Lines Cut From Teleprompter Mid-Speech 
HuffPost

Netflix Restores Hollywood’s Iconic Egyptian Theatre
NPR

ISN’T THAT SOMETHING?

Robbery Suspect’s Colorful Underwear Helped Police Arrest Him
KRON4

Invasive Canadian “Super Pigs” Threaten US Crops
JoeMyGod