Gays, grannies and grandes: Southwest pilot hates them all

Yes, it’s not funny, and yes, I laughed when they played the tape of the Southwest pilot trashing his cabin crew as gays, grannies and grandes. You have to give the guy points for alliteration. From NBC Chicago: Southwest Airlines was once well known for hiring only female flight attendants and dressing them in hot pants. At least one of its pilots apparently dislikes that it’s not like that anymore. “Eleven f***ing over-the-top f***ing a** f***ing homosexuals and a granny. Eleven! I mean, think of the odds of that,” the unidentified pilot said during a March flight. He was talking to his co-pilot after take off from Houston about his attempts at having a nightlife with Southwest Airlines crew members laying over in Chicago, a city he called “party land.” The pilot labeled his Chicago-based flight crew as a “continuous stream of gays and grannies and grandes.” “So in six months I went to the bar three times; in six months, three times. Once with the granny and the f*g, and I wished I hadn’t gone,” he said.
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